03/22/2012
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"Jay Leno and his people are constantly calling me to go on his show. My answer is always no because his show sucks. They love my ratings!"
"The terrorists in Syria are calling themselves REBELS and getting away with it because our leaders are so completely stupid!"
"@twojacksdetail Send it to me in New York, Doug! Thanks."
""If you look at the horrible picture on the front page of the NY Times of the ""rebels"" executing prisoners, you would say forget the rebels!""