Donald Trump actually said...

"I should host the #Oscars just to shake things up - this is not good!"

"I have always liked Ellen, done her show numerous times, but she was not good last night - fumbling and stumbling!"

"Little Andy Lassner, who lives his life through Ellen and has nothing else going for himself, is having a really bad night! #Oscars"

"This is Amateur Night - who the hell is in charge of this production? #Oscars"