Donald Trump actually said...

"I wonder what @JoeBiden was thinking last night as @PaulRyanVP delivered that knockout speech. Joe should call in sick for the VP debate."

"Too busy playing golf? @BarackObama sends form letters with an electronic signature to the parents of fallen SEALs http://t.co/ELKcqTyr"

"The dummies left Iraq (and Libya) without the oil!"

"I was putting together my early deals in New York &amp, I was advised by many that I was too young. Believe in yourself &amp, you can do anything."