Donald Trump actually said...

"@loveandgarbage Dopey--who went bankrupt, you? I never did."

"My Trump Home Mattress Collection by Serta is setting records--they are really phenomenal. You can order them at http://t.co/oeCVxEGZ"

"Amazing--my tweets are covered across every spectrum from @espn to @politico to @WSJ."

"@jeff_coles I will--thanks."