Donald Trump actually said...

". @foxandfriends interview discussing a budget deal, my #CPAC2013 speech, @RealBenCarson &amp, firing @latoyajackson http://t.co/EbcgZeM7Kf"

".@dallasmavs is 1-12 against the Western Conference’s top four seeds after Sunday’s loss &amp, @okcthunder swept the season series."

""""@MagicJeff: @realDonaldTrump @dallasmavs @okcthunder how many rings do you have? #donthateontheCubes"" Nine billion!""

"Scotland will be so lucky if this monstrosity is not built—I will tie them up in courts for years, if necessary."