Donald Trump actually said...

"I'm honored to address so many patriots in Hungary who are proudly fighting on the frontlines of the battle to rescue Western civilization."

"I'm testifying. I tell the truth. I mean, all I can do is tell the truth."

"It was a beautiful thing to watch New York's finest."

"There's no crime. I have a crooked judge. He's a totally conflicted judge. And then I get indicted again, and then I got indicted again. And then I get indicted by Fani with her boyfriend."