Donald Trump actually said...

"We're not doing any more lockdowns, and we're doing fine."

"How many said to me the other day, you're the most famous person in the world by far. I said, no I'm not. No, I'm not. They said, yes are. I said, nope. I said who's more famous. I said, Jesus Christ."

"I will be doing a major Fake @NBCNews Town Hall Forum, live tonight from Miami, at 8:00 P.M. They asked me to do it in place of the Rigged Steve Scully (he is now suspended from @cspan for lying) Deba..."

"We send in the U.S. marshals. 15 minutes, it was over. 15 minutes, it was over. We got him. They knew who he was, they didn't want to arrest him, and 15 minutes, that ended."