04/25/2018
https://transcripts.cnn.com...
".@BetteMidler talks about my hair but I'm not allowed to talk about her ugly face or body --- so I won't. Is this a double standard?"
"What people don't know about @BillMaher is that he was a terrible student and not considered smart in his early (cont) http://t.co/EMsJd6kP"
"I guess @BillMaher saw my ratings on the @Late_Show the other night where Letterman beat Leno. Bill, you are no Letterman."
"While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct."