Donald Trump actually said...

"Later today I’m being honored at the Park Hyatt in Washington, D.C. by the Wharton Club. The Joseph Wharton Award Dinner. A great honor."

"#TrumpVlog Free our Marine! http://t.co/uCL9A7TwnQ"

"Alison Grimes supports harsh restrictions to kill coal industry &amp, supports Obama's anti-gun legislation. Vote @Team_Mitch!"

"The U.S. accidentally air dropped a large shipment of military weapons and supplies right into the middle of ISIS as enemy laughs! Very sad!"