Donald Trump actually said...

"Wow. @nfl ratings are down big league. Glad I didn't get the Bills. Rather be lucky than good."

"If you are interested in balancing work and pleasure, you will never succeed!"

"Congratulations to @piersmorgan on his new position as Editor-at-Large for the United States of @MailOnline! My Apprentice champ!"

""Can you believe this fool, Dr. Thomas Frieden of CDC, just stated, ""anyone with fever should be asked if they have been in West Africa"" DOPE""