Donald Trump actually said...

"The entire village of Blackdog in Scotland protested to the Council last night about the ugly windmills. @AlexSalmond @pressjournal"

"Lance Armstrong just got sued by the Federal Government-they want their money back-I told you so! What was he thinking when he did that int?"

"I have many great people but also an amazing number of haters and losers responding to my tweets-why do these lowlifes follow-nothing to do!"

"@DoroMundo Thanks!"