Donald Trump actually said...

"Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar I never go silent. I was buying a major property in Florida--a property worth more than you are!"

"The lunatics in Congress banned the word ‘lunatic’ from Congress last week http://t.co/YvjkqKe2 Busy doing the peoples’ work!"

"Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar I hear your ratings last week were at an all time low--you better get them up or you'll be fired."

"The Ground Zero Mosque should not go up where planned. It is wrong. My offer still stands to buy the property. Good deal for everyone."