Donald Trump actually said...

"The brass in #TRUMP Tower's atrium is polished twice a month like clockwork. I keep the atrium impeccable. Key to its success!"

"Everybody is asking about my announcement this Wednesday concerning Barack Obama---just wait and see!"

"Obama planted that @nytimes story on Iran so it will be discussed in tonight's debate. He wants Libya and China off the table."

"People are going crazy with my comments on Diet Coke (soda). Let's face it--this stuff just doesn't work. It makes you hungry."