Donald Trump actually said...

"The Democrats will never be satisfied, no matter what they get, how much they get, or how many pages they get. It will never end, but that’s the way life goes!"

"Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen will be leaving her position, and I would like to thank her for her service...."

"Pleased to report that the American tourist and tour guide that were abducted in Uganda have been released. God bless them and their families!"

"....I am pleased to announce that Kevin McAleenan, the current U.S. Customs and Border Protection Commissioner, will become Acting Secretary for @DHSgov. I have confidence that Kevin will do a great j..."