Donald Trump actually said...

"If I had not been elected President of the United States, we would right now, in my opinion, be in a major war with North Korea."

"Oh, my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."

"How could you let this happen, Jeff?"

"I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go. He's a good guy."