Donald Trump actually said...

"Thank you to all of those who gave me such wonderful reviews for my performance on @nbcsnl Saturday Night Live. Best ratings in 4 years!"

"Ben wrote a book and it's a tough book because, you know, he talked about he has pathological disease. That's a serious statement when you say you have pathological disease because as I understand it..."

"I just don't know. I mean, I'm not involved. I don't really know. It's a lot of things, you know, when you say, though, hitting your mother over the head with a hammer, when you talk about hitting a f..."

"If you try and hit your mother over the head with a hammer, your poll numbers go up. I never saw anything like it."