Donald Trump actually said...

"America's comeback starts right now."

"Nancy Pelosi has been fired. Isn't that nice?"

"Exactly one week ago our citizens voted in the important midterm elections, and despite a ridiculously long and unnecessary period of waiting, far longer in fact than any third world country, just a s..."

"In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States."