Donald Trump actually said...

"No, we got a call, we heard where he was, we knew the way he was getting there, and we had to make a decision."

"Frankly, it's a check that I very much want to write."

"Nancy, who is not operating with a full deck."

"I won't be able to make it today, sir. How about let's say in a couple days? Oh, sure, come on over."