Donald Trump actually said...

"I signed an order creating the Department of Government Efficiency and put a man named Elon Musk in charge."

"to spur them on towards victory tonight against Canada, which with FAR LOWER TAXES AND MUCH STRONGER SECURITY, will someday, maybe soon, become our cherished, and very important, Fifty First State."

"I want McMahon to put herself out of a job."

"The Department of Education is a big con job."