Donald Trump actually said...

""""@THENobodySpcl: @realDonaldTrump but can you get him to stop sucking at his job?"" That would be, sadly, impossible.""

""""@KyleWeaverr: @realDonaldTrump When is the Celebrity Apprentice coming back? I'm going through withdrawal! #soonplease"" Soon!""

"Always remember, I was the one who got Obama to release his birth certificate, or whatever that was! Hilary couldn't, McCain couldn't."

"I am in Ireland inspecting my great and very beautiful Atlantic Ocean property. It is one of the most spectacular hotels anywhere! DOONBEG"