Donald Trump actually said...

"Re @TWC TimeWarner, I am going to be switching many of my buildings to another service—this is ridiculous!"

"@Andrew_Patrick @DCGovWeb @DCGovTwit Deal done--too late dopey!"

"Did the poor but smart to leave ex-husband of @ariannahuff get any of the dollars she got for the use of his name in really stupid AOL deal?"

"Good.morning, I'm going to work!"