Donald Trump actually said...

"Little Andy Lassner, who lives his life through Ellen and has nothing else going for himself, is having a really bad night! #Oscars"

"Ellen was so awkward and insecure last night. The pizza skit was terrible. She should dump Andy Lassner, a guy with no absolutely no talent!"

"Was President Obama in charge of this years Academy Awards - they remind me of the ObamaCare website! #Oscars."

"Just terrible! #Oscars"